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Pero empezamos a luchar, más y más. Con más fe.
Hasta llegar casi a un empate
Y de repente...
Incluso el creador del mismísimo mundo de e-sim se dio cuenta de algo:
Es hora de preparase, orando un poco...
Altísimo Jabón
Altísimo, omnipotente, buen Jabón,
Tuyas son las alabanzas, la gloria y el honor y toda lavada de manos.
A tí solo, Jabónico, corresponden,
Y ningún mortal es digno de hacer de ti mención en vano.
Loado seas, mi Jabón, por todas tus escrituras,
Especialmente las que has hecho por Mia Khalifa y Sasha Grey,
Cuando las viste por primera vez.
Y él es limpio y radiante con gran olor a blanco,
Porque el color blanco tiene olor
Buen olor, en comparación al negro
Tu aroma nos dignifica, lleva significación.
Loado seas, mi Jabón, por la hermana Sasha y Mia,
Las has traído con nosotros para enseñarnos a clutchear.
Loado seas, mi Señor Jabonéico Santificadísimo, por el hermano Indio,
Para que siga sufriendo, y mucho,
Córtale los cultivos, y que mueran en agonía pura.
Loado seas, mi Señor, por la hermana Agua,
Ella sirve para limpiarse.
Y no confundirse con un cambio de raza
Amén.
Hazlo, Jabón
¡Jabón, haz de mí un instrumento de tu evangelización!
Que allí donde haya rebeldía, ponga yo fuerza;
Donde haya ofensa, ponga yo venganza;
Donde haya discord, ponga yo coordinación;
Donde haya error, ponga yo más errores;
Donde haya robo de BH, ponga yo revoke;
Donde haya desesperación, ponga yo un bonus %200 dmg;
Donde haya ganas de prosperar, ponga yo ganas de conquistar;
Donde haya un presidente que no reparte supps, ponga yo impeach.
¡Oh, Maestro Jabónico!, que no busque yo tanto
Que me donen oro, como donar;
Ser insultado por los indios, como ajusticiar a los indios;
Ser robado por Luis Fonsi, como robarle a Luis Fonsi.
Porque dando es como se recibe;
Olvidando donde pegas, como se encuentran las BHs;
Perdonando al que te robó la BH en T0.1, como se es perdonado;
Y gastando los límites es como se recuperan más límites.
Amén.
Maestro nuestro
Maestro nuestro,
Que en los hornos ya no estás,
Haz a los hombres iguales: que ninguno se avergüence de su color
Porque todos serán del mismo color
Cuando los conquistemos...
Que el que gima obtenga placer
Que el que sufre por precios caros, sea recompensado luego
Que el que sufre de hambre, solo si es blanco, se sacie
Que nadie más luche, porque solo gana uno
La única logia.
Dame armas q5, Jabón, e ilumina las batallas
Y las regiones; y que a todos los hombres limpios,
En tus destellos mágicos, envuelvas con olor a riqueza
Porque la pobreza es mortal, y nunca será fuente de amor
Amén
Ella también está luchando.
¡Acompáñenla en la victoria de la logia!
¡Que la gracia Jabónica nos ampare durante esta batalla santa!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.