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Most blessed UK citizens,
Today is a grand day in the history of the UK. Finally, our glorious nation has it's own religious party inspired by the blessings, teachings, and wonders of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It is with much joy that I, CrashBoomBen, announce to you, that after I founded the UK Pastarians about five minutes ago, we have already reached a grand member total of no less than 1 full member. Of course, quob be praised, this number will surely rise in the near future.
Without further ado though, I will now introduce the principles which we stand for and our intents for UK policy:
The principles the UK Pastafarians stand for, and wish the e-UK to be ruled by, are the teachings of Our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster or FSM. We are 100% certain the e-UK will receive grand blessings from our God if we adhere to the Pastafarian lifestyle, which mainly entails eating copious amounts of spaghetti and/or noodles, to be washed down with considerable amounts of rum or beer. And of course, wearing colanders on our heads.
As for the moment, in complete honesty, the UK Pastafarians have absolutely no clue what they are doing and have no policy ideas for the UK whatsoever. Apart maybe from encouraging our members to complete the e-sim Pirate Gear Set asap, so we may be as feared as Blackbeard himself. We pray for divine inspiration from the FSM several times a day though, so surely it's only a matter of time before we come up with the best e-nation policy ideas ever.
For the moment
At the time of writing, our glorious nation finds itself at war (again) with our cursed eternal enemies, the Canamadanians. Let there be no doubt: Maple syrup does not belong on noodles NOR spaghetti! We must fight and subdue these heretics at all cost! (And hey, we probably will. Also again.) Let there be no doubt that the UK Pastafarians are currently constantly clicking and loading those cannons, and actively participating in this crusade against these unholy moose *******. May your Canamadanian moose meatballs forever roll of your plates, eh!
Furthermore, since Iceland is currently not an e-nation in this game, but the force of the FSM is strong there, I invite any Icelander Pastafarians to come to the UK and join my glorious party in our holy quest. Actually; this goes for any Pastafarians around the globe.
Pastafarian fact of the day
Eating nothing but noodles for every meal, during an entire year, would only cost you about $140 in total.
This article was brought to you by CrashBoomBen of the UK Pastafarians
Disclaimer: The above picture may or may not actually represent CrashBoomBen irl.
R'amen!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.