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Since the last time I adressed all you wonderful people, I am now happy to announce the UK Pastafarians are well on their way to grand success in UK politics. We have successfully made it into congress, by receiving no less than 100% of all votes casted by ourselves. We would therefore like to congratulate and thank ourselves for the confidence vested in us by ourselves. All of these blessings don't necessarily have to be about me though, you too can be part of the success story that is the UK Pastafarians and join us today! What is more, we have a special offer just for you, valid for 24 hours after this article is published: Join our movement today and receive one free plate of pasta! (Which is obviously quality 5 food, in case any are wondering.)
But enough about me. Let's talk about me.
Despite perhaps seeming a movement on the more lighthearted side of the political spectrum, it is our wish to let it be known that we are making serious efforts to support the UK during these current somewhat unfortunate times. (Our little incident with those cursed so-called "people" from the country full of SJW's commonly known as Canamadania.)
The current efforts from the UK Pastafarians include but are not limited to:
-Selflessly donating the 5 gold received after winning the congress elections to UK Org. (In case any critics wonder why that didn't show up in their notifications: Being new to congress, I didn't immediately notice one can donate to the country under the "laws" tab, and so I donated directly to UK Org.)
-Donating a full 2000 iron ingots to the UK army
-Supporting the recent proposition to donate rather large amounts of RON and GBP to UK Org.
-Considerate participation in the recent fights with Canamadania
-Hiring as many workers as I can afford and find for my iron mines, in order to achieve further economic prosperity to enable more support for our wonderful country. (Ongoing process.)
Furthermore
I would like to express my support and approval of the current policy of our well esteemed president, Mr Logano, despite that he is not a UK Pastafarian (yet? :-D ) As most of you probably already know, he let us join a more powerful coaliton recently, is building defense systems for the UK, and is making considerate effort to efficiently manage UK org. Which is nice.
Flying Spaghetti Monster sighting of the day
R'amen, and may the sauce be upon you all!
(Ps: I realise I may have taken the stroking of my own e-peen a little over the top in this particular article, but hey, I'm a politician now. It's what we do, right? Meh ... )
(Ps 2: Feedback on my article will be greatly appreciated!)
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